Yesterday, I ended up attending this huge IBM management get together at the main IBM HQ location. Needless to say, because it was held right smack in the middle of the day (read: noon), I was not a happy camper by the time I got there seeing as how I had worked the night before. I had just worked my 1st shift (read: graveyard), and decided that I might as well go straight into the next one (read: double shift) to accomodate the forum. You could tell a lot of other people from our business unit had adjusted their schedules just to attend it as well. There were a number of folks sporting huge sunglasses and carrying venti sized coffee cups from Starbucks. I (decked out in 6 inch heels) was not an exeption. I too grumbled along with everyone else.
After the huge IBM lunch, Marian and I decided we eeded to arm ourselves with coffee before actually attending the event so we headed to Starbucks to get ourselves triple shots of the strongest stuff they had. I walked in through the doors.. and it was IBM land. Every single person in that branch was from IBM. You could tell from the way they (or I guess I should now say "we") looked and talked. Impeccably dressed men and women in little clumps all talking about what IBM does.. business.
The auditorium where the event took place was even worse. I realize now, that you simply cannot put a bunch of IBM'ers in a room and expect them to sit still for even an hour without them tinkering on their thinkpads, or catch them with their fingers unglued to their phones. It just cannot happen. The poor host, after reinforcing that everyone keep their laptops away, just gave up after a while. It was funny as hell.
Oli and I decided to entertain ourselves by throwing snide comments here and there, and discussing in detail whether or not we thought this 1 guy we worked with had a toupee or not. It was totally productive of course. Later on during the latter part of the day, Marian ended up picking up several calls while still inside the auditorium because several people were alrady on the phones anyway. I was a little more discreet, and did all my work-related conversations through text, with my fingers feverishly typing away on my phone under the table. Oli finally decided that he had had enough of it and started to doodle several versions of the batman logo on his paper. When he wasn't doing that, he was writing notes to me, I would then write back.. and we were just right next to each other. A major highlight would be the smokers being shooed away from the front of the building by security and Oli trampling in mad disgust on the immaculate bushes (read: please do not walk on the grass type of thing) in retaliation to it.
There was some value to it though don't get me wrong. There WERE key aways (and hand outs hehe) that I had gotten from that forum. It was just done in the wrong part of the day and to a much larger audience for it to be efficient.
Thank god for Starbucks though.